In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then...
Voila!
You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest.
*Awesome*
Nirmaan
1 year ago
4 comments:
the words of woody allen.. the magic and shock they bring.. you can only compare them to your wife you confess you after 30 years of marriage that she's changing her preferences to women...
and then you make the mistake of asking why...
and she boldly says, "all by bf just can't satisfy me"
you mouth stays wide open with the tsunami that rushed over your marriage... and when she notices all she says is "i just said i'm done with guys"
Really nice. Idea of things starting from end to begin is so great!
really nice post....never thought doing things the other way round would be so intresting
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